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San Francisco Mayor London Breed partied at the city's Black Cat nightclub this week without a mask, violating the city's mandates.
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The U.N. General Assembly will ignore coronavirus vaccine requirements for attendees at next week's big meeting in New York.
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Texas Governor Greg Abbott deployed a contingent of Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) Highway Patrol troopers to stop the free flow of mostly Haitian migrants from crossing the Rio Grande.
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A British army general has warned that climate change could soon make it "too hot to train" at certain times of year.
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The French government is seething over Australia deciding to drop a troubled French submarine deal in favour of Anglosphere collaboration.
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Hungary has released footage of how the Eastern European nation protects its borders, with the use of fences and quick response teams.
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Saturday’s “Justice for J6” rally attracted a few hundred demonstrators and ended without any major incidents.
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"Justice for J6" co-host Cara Castronuova said House Nancy Pelosi owes her -- and Americans who were discouraged from peacefully protesting -- an apology.
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There have been 11 Democrats currently in the House and Senate that have reportedly allegedly violated the STOCK Act of 2012.
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The crisis unfolding at a makeshift camp of nearly 15,000 mostly Haitian migrants under the Del Rio International Bridge has a devastating impact on the local community of Del Rio, Texas.
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People's Party of Canada Leader Maxime Bernier is focusing on Alberta in the last weekend of the federal election campaign.
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10 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Jesus

Submitted 3 years ago by ActRight Community

Have you ever noticed how close Trump is to Jesus? It's uncanny! Bizarre! We consulted over two theologians we found on YouTube, one of whom calls himself the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, and we asked them to lay out for us all the similarities between our glorious savior Trump and Jesus Christ.Here are the ten craziest coincidences:1. Both used to be in ...
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NBC political director Chuck Todd said Sunday that President Joe Biden appeared to be facing down "pretty big credibility crisis." 
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President Biden has managed in only eight months to raise widespread doubts at home and abroad both about America’s competence and the reliability of its security guarantees.
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Radio host Jason Whitlock shares details on a conversation with NBA Hall of Famer Isiah Thomas about racial division in the U.S.
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Senator Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) on MSNBC's "The Sunday Show" called the Republican-led state legislatures voter laws "evil." | Clips
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Authorities on Sunday discovered a body at Grand Teton National Park in Moosey, Wyoming
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The Biden administration has issued a warning that the pending federal debt crisis might trigger an economic recession ...
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CAMBRIDGE, MA - Sports researchers at Harvard have proven that the officials are totally biased against your favorite teams. Their report, entitled the Referee Equity and Fairness (REF) study, will be published next month in Sports Illustrated. Dr. James Fairplay, the lead researcher on the study for more than two decades, said the results were hardly ...
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A majority of American voters believe the nation has become less united since President Biden took office in January, a new poll released Sunday shows.
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MANHATTAN, New York—Thousands gathered near Central Park in Manhattan on Saturday to express their discontent with the vaccine ...
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The Biden administration has issued a warning that the pending federal debt crisis might trigger an economic recession ...
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The Biden administration on Saturday announced it is ramping up deportation flights to Haiti as officials scramble to get a grip on a rapidly escalating situation in Del Rio -- where more than 14,000 migrants have surged to the area and have gathered under a nearby bridge.
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I said ‘so if there is any question that you have about these defined concepts, you can ask them and then I can answer them,"
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Hey, everybody. Happy weekend! This is something new I'm doing just to get a few things off my chest at the end of a long week -- you know, having to watch the establishment blather on and on and on and on and on about how they're saving democracy and America and the world and your health and all the other bullshit they don't actually care about. They really love them some them. Anyway, I know it's kinda stale at this point, but how about that socialist dumbass actress -- ahem, I mean totally respectable congresswoman -- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? I don't really like talking about her all that much, because she's dumber than dogshit. But, this is an exercise in examining stupidity, so where else would I talk about her? I'm sure you've all seen and know by now, but this bitch decides to wear a "tax the rich" dress to that satanic ritual -- totally not a public version of "Eyes Wide Shut," for those of you who watched Fleccas' review this week -- the Met Gala. You've all seen the videos and the dress in full, so I apologize if ol' resident flat--ass' entire dress isn't in the picture. I'm not about to get sued over using some Associated Press picture. So you're wearing a "tax the rich" dress to a $30,000 a ticket event where the main event is seeing uber-rich celebrities in drag. As Fleccas pointed out, a lot of the women wore men's clothing and the men crossed dressed their way into a Gillette commercial.  Anyway, AOC wowed her poor "Abuela" in this dress at an event where all the elites were maskless, while the servants all had to wear their "droplets" protectors.  Here's a question, how can you be an Economics major and a socialist? Even one of the greatest thinkers of our time and actual economist Thomas Sowell couldn't figure out that "Beautiful Mind" equation. But, enough about AOC. How about those Pentagon generals, huh? They finally came out on Friday and admitted what we already knew -- yet another U.S. drone strikes killed only civilians instead of the terrorists they were supposedly targeting. Almost three weeks after U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) came out with a statement basically saying, 'Well, we don't really know what we hit, but we know who we were trying to hit,' CENTCOM chief Gen. Frank McKenzie called what actually happened a "tragic mistake." No shit, Sherlock. Even Secretary of State A. Blinken -- say that really fast and you might get a chuckle -- had no idea what happened a few days ago when asked by Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) who the hell they killed. “So you don’t know [who the target of the strike was] or won’t tells us?” Paul asked Blinken. “I don’t. I don’t know, because we’re reviewing it,” Blinken replied. “You think you’d kind of know before you off somebody with a Predator drone whether he’s an aid worker or he’s ISIS-K,” Paul said. You think these people didn't know? That's a bunch of BS.  Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Mark "White Rage" Milley said "intelligence showed ISIS-K was preparing a vehicle for a suicide attack, criteria for launching an attack were met and that an explosion after the attack had led to the ‘reasonable conclusion’ that explosives were in the vehicle" on September 1st.  "Intelligence," huh? How many fuckups or inept "hot takes" is it going to take for the media to stop holding Milley's jock for him?  Who knows? Maybe they were just taking a page out of the Obama drone strike handbook? According to the Council on Foreign Relations: The 542 drone strikes that Obama authorized killed an estimated 3,797 people, including 324 civilians. As he reportedly told senior aides in 2011: “Turns out I’m really good at killing people. Didn’t know that was gonna be a strong suit of mine.”  Anyway, it seems Milley and McKenzie are out of their depth -- or maybe they're doing exactly what they want to do. Either way, especially with Milley, he needs to go. The next item on my list of dumbassery is personal. It's a local matter, but it's been pissing me off to no end. Plus, it's my website and I feel the need to call out a group of people that deserve it -- drivers in the DMV (D.C./Maryland/Virginia) area.  They're God awful to begin with, but a certain thing has been happening with increasing frequency lately that really grinds my gears. So on my way to my day job there's a five-lane street (for those playing the home game, that's three in one direction and two in the other). I'm on the three-lane side of things in order to get to work. Two of the lanes are marked for left turns only, while the third lane is to go straight. The straight lane is of importance, because a lot of people need to get all the way over to the left in order to turn into the office complexes. Especially lately, and I'm not sure if the Chinese coronavirus has turned people's brains into mush, but people in the second left turn lane -- which is right next to the straight lane -- have decided that they're going to use that second left turn lane into a straight lane, despite multiple signs warning them ahead of time, a sign on the stoplight and the actual pavement in said lane being clearly marked that you can only turn left in that particular lane. Well, these MENSA members have taken it upon themselves to be like, 'Fuck it! I don't want society to progress. I'm gonna fuck up the works and go straight even though I'm pretty sure I can't.'  Well that screws up things for people in the actual straight lane, because they can't get immediately over to get into their office complexes. I actually decided to honk my horn at one these assholes the other day, and they looked at me as if I had kicked a puppy. In response, I decided to yell at them, "It's not my fault you can't read." Folks, I have patience for a lot of things. Way more than I used to have patience for. But there's a couple of things I can't stand, especially when driving. 1) People who don't use their turn signals. It's a simple flick of the wrist. It kind of lets people know that something's about to occur in that general area. Plus, "signal" is in the fucking title of the mechanism. Use it, dickwads. 2) Jerkoffs that think they're more important than the rest of us and forget that merging is super simple, no matter if it's because a lane is ending or you're switching lanes. If a lane is ending and you know it -- and by God, you fucking know it -- try to get over as soon as you can. These people who use the merge lane as a way to get around others need to be behind the woodshed and beaten with a hose. That's not a joke. You have no idea how many times I've dreamed of that scenario.   And 3) Well, that's about it...okay, people who drive Prius', but you can't get too nitpicky.  Anyway, just don't be a douche-nozzle in traffic...please? If only to save my blood pressure from going up into the stratosphere. And finally, Norm. No, Norm Macdonald isn't stupid. The fact that he died is stupid. Obviously, it's not his fault. But, couldn't we have had the legend that was Norm MacDonald just a little longer? I don't usually get that upset over a celebrity's death, but this one hit me especially hard. I've been a stand-up comedy aficionado pretty much since I was allowed to watch TV and really begin to kind of understand what people meant with their words, which for me, was young.  I had always watched SNL, which I probably shouldn't have at a certain age, but I haven't killed anyone so I think I turned out alright. Norm was my second Weekend Update anchor, the first being Kevin Nealon. I was too young to really grasp Macdonald's genius. It wasn't until I saw his repeated appearances on Conan O'Brien's NBC talk show, before the Tonight Show debacle, that I really began to get Norm. And it wasn't until about 15 years ago that I truly understood what Norm was trying to do -- just make people laugh. Anything can be funny, and Norm knew that. He played on taboos and people's sensitivities to paint these intricate scenes where you didn't know where it was going, only to have him give a quick and simple punchline that brought the whole thing together and made it not only funny, but it made Norm an endearing presence. Norm was a comedian's comedian. Even if the crowd didn't laugh or "get it," his peers certainly did. And in comedy, Norm had very few -- if any -- peers on his level. Norm didn't want you to feel bad for him. He didn't want the sympathy laughs or applause. That's why he hid his cancer from pretty much everyone for nine long years. I want to thank Norm for all the years of laughter and the awkward moments he gave others that didn't have "it," whatever "it" is, to understand what he was doing. "I'm not Norm" is a phenomenal YouTube channel where you can get your fill of Norm and still get your yuk-yuks. He was taken way too soon from us, and I know he would want you to weep for him and be distraught over his death.   I know that Norm is now crafting masterful jokes for a bigger audience in Heaven. God bless Norm Macdonald. Rest in peace. Well, that's it for this week, folks. I hope you enjoyed going through some of things that pissed me off and were particularly stupid from the week that was. Until next time, just remember, the stupid are just entertainment for those who know better. As Styxhexenhammer666 would say, "That's all for now. Peace out."
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